PARADISE HERE WE COME

Ooooh PARADISE here we come! I can’t wait to GLOW and GLITTER like the ORNAMENTS of the higher skies. I love cologne Wallahi and I feel great in them but they are TOO EXPENSIVE HERE. I’m equally FED UP of paying HOMAGE to the LOO every now and then. What do you think when your WORST “WIND” is turned to be the STRONGEST TASTING PERFUME ever? Imagine you WON’T ever VISIT the LOO for neither SHORT nor LONG CALL of nature. In short, there are NO TOILETS up there because you WON’T PASS the WATER or that SOLID SUBSTANCE. No SPITING, no SICKNESS, no WORRIES of all kinds. That aside; the BEAUTIFUL WOMEN therein. Oooh! thank you LORD ALMIGHTY for them. They are comparable to none. Their bodies are like GLASS, you see HER THROUGH the heart how much SHE LOVES you. You will have the NUMBER YOU WANT and they are ever VIRGIN. Their eyes, SEXY AS THEY ARE, are cute and ENTICING. Paradise please! here I come. HAO WATOTO WA NGUVU HAO!!!!!

وَ حَدَّثَنَا قُتَيْبَةُ بْنُ سَعِيدٍ، حَدَّثَنَا عَبْدُ الْوَاحِدِ، – يَعْنِي ابْنَ زِيَادٍ – عَنْ عُمَارَةَ بْنِ، الْقَعْقَاعِ حَدَّثَنَا أَبُو زُرْعَةَ، قَالَ سَمِعْتُ أَبَا هُرَيْرَةَ، يَقُولُ قَالَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏”‏ أَوَّلُ مَنْ يَدْخُلُ الْجَنَّةَ ‏”‏ ‏.‏ ح وَحَدَّثَنَا قُتَيْبَةُ بْنُ سَعِيدٍ، وَزُهَيْرُ بْنُ حَرْبٍ، – وَاللَّفْظُ لِقُتَيْبَةَ – قَالاَ حَدَّثَنَا جَرِيرٌ، عَنْ عُمَارَةَ، عَنْ أَبِي زُرْعَةَ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ، قَالَ قَالَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏”‏ إِنَّ أَوَّلَ زُمْرَةٍ يَدْخُلُونَ الْجَنَّةَ عَلَى صُورَةِ الْقَمَرِ لَيْلَةَ الْبَدْرِ وَالَّذِينَ يَلُونَهُمْ عَلَى أَشَدِّ كَوْكَبٍ دُرِّيٍّ فِي السَّمَاءِ إِضَاءَةً لاَ يَبُولُونَ وَلاَ يَتَغَوَّطُونَ وَلاَ يَمْتَخِطُونَ وَلاَ يَتْفُلُونَ أَمْشَاطُهُمُ الذَّهَبُ وَرَشْحُهُمُ الْمِسْكُ وَمَجَامِرُهُمُ الأَلُوَّةُ وَأَزْوَاجُهُمُ الْحُورُ الْعِينُ أَخْلاَقُهُمْ عَلَى خُلُقِ رَجُلٍ وَاحِدٍ عَلَى صُورَةِ أَبِيهِمْ آدَمَ سِتُّونَ ذِرَاعًا فِي السَّمَاءِ ‏”‏ ‏.‏

This hadith has been narrated on the authority of Abu Huraira through another chain of transmitters that Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ) said: The (members of the) first group which would get into Paradise will have their faces as bright as stars in the sky. They would neither pass water, nor void excrement, nor will they suffer from catarrh, nor will they spit, and their combs would be made of gold, and their sweat will be musk, the fuel of their brazier will be aloes, and their wives will be large-eyed maidens and their form would be alike as one single person after the form of their father (Adam) sixty cubits tall. Sahih Muslim (The Book of Paradise, its Description, its Bounties, and its Inhabitants) Reference: Sahih Muslim 2834 c In-book reference: Book 53, Hadith 18

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